Who made this perplexing grid?
Who crossed words sought and hid?
I did, I did!
Who used squares of black and white?
Who kept all their fill so tight?
I did, I did!
Who brought back the OPEL car?
Who made ATTU island a star?
I did, I did!
Who made some puzzles not half bad?
Who made Stamford solvers mad?
I did, I did!
[Sung to the tune of "We do" from "The Simpsons."]
Who crossed words sought and hid?
I did, I did!
Who used squares of black and white?
Who kept all their fill so tight?
I did, I did!
Who brought back the OPEL car?
Who made ATTU island a star?
I did, I did!
Who made some puzzles not half bad?
Who made Stamford solvers mad?
I did, I did!
[Sung to the tune of "We do" from "The Simpsons."]
I was profiled this month in Deb Amlen's Who Made My Puzzle? column.
All I have to say about it: I think it's really cool.
Well, that, and I'm not happy about how bald I've gotten over the past decade, as accentuated in the profile illustration above. But, that's just how it goes. I either need to break down and get restorative surgery or just accept it and shut the fuck up -- probably the latter. Inertia is a hell of a law.